Why B Will Always Choose A Succulent

If you are having some trouble getting a hold of me either by phone call or text, 9/10 times I am either stuck shopping in Goodwill or trying to find the perfect unneeded succulent to add to my both real and unreal succulent collection. To be honest, I have no idea how succulents started trending and tbh I certainly don't care how, but I am SURE AS HELL stoked they are because now I can't stop. Lemme just tell you why succulents have impacted my life is such a huge and positive way already and why I would rather take care of a succulent rather than any other flower or better yet, a child.

1.) You don't have to water a succulent necessarily. 

2.) Very aesthetic which is pretty much how I'm described.

3.) Real or fake, they still look bangin.

4.) You can never have to many succulents. It's an endless amount that you can have.

5.) They aren't really seasonal, they are all year round so it is technically always succulent season. 

6.) They don't whine. Amen.

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